Practice
makes a man perfect.....

But
nobody’s perfect..... .so why practice?

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Money is
not everything.

There’s
MasterCard & Visa.

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One should
love animals.

They are so
tasty.

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Save water.

Shower with
your girl friend.

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Love thy
neighbour.

But don’t
get caught.

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Behind
every successful man, there is a woman

And behind
every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man
should marry.

After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise
never marry And when they marry they become otherwise.

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When i was born I was so surprised... I didn’t talk for a
year and a half.

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal,
expensive or fattening

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again,
neither does Milk.

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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

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all women in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!!!

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Success is
a relative term.

It brings
so many relatives.

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Never put
off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

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Love is
photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

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Children in
backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause
children

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“Your
future depends on your dreams” - So go to sleep

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There
should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every
morning

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“Hard
work never killed anybody” - But why take the risk !

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“Work
fascinates me” - I can look at it for hours!

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God made
relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

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When two’s
company, - three’s the result!

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The more
you learn, the more you know,

The more
you know, the more you forget

The more
you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

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A bus
station is where a bus stops.

A train
station is where train stops.

On my desk,
I have a work station.... what more can I say........